Fatwa: Muslim women who swim in the sea commit adultery, should be punished


This is the most amazing and hilarious Fatwa by any Islamic Scholar or Islamic School, please read and share it as much to save Muslim women from getting punished.

“When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when “the water touches the woman’s private parts, she becomes an ‘adulteress’ and should be punished.”

 – Summary of a report titled “The misguided Fatwas of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis”, as published in the Al Masry Al Youm.

Al Azhar mosque

Al Azhar mosque

[India Today] A report by a committee set up by Al Azhar, one of the oldest and most prestigious Islamic universities in Cairo, to study the fatwas issued by the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis reveals how Islamists view women.

The findings of the committee’s report were published in the Egyptian newspaper Al Masry Al Youm. In all, the committee studied 51 fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and the Salafis during President Mohamed Morsi’s tenure.

According to the report, “the fatwas issued by both groups (the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis) regard women as strange creatures who are created solely for sex. They considered the voices of women, their looks and presence outside the walls of their homes an ‘offence’. Some even went as far as to consider women as a whole offensive.”

Another fatwa prohibited women from “eating certain vegetables or even touching cucumbers or bananas”, due to their phallic imagery which could lead women down the wrong path.

Another fatwa directed women to “turn off the air conditioners at home in the absence of their husbands as this could indicate to a neighbour that the woman is at home alone and any of them could commit adultery with her”.

Another fatwa orders that girls as young as 10-years-old be married “to prevent them from deviating from the right path”.

Another prohibited girls from going to school more than 25km away from their homes.

A strange one said that a couple’s marriage would be annulled if they copulate with no clothes on.

Interestingly, one fatwa which made headlines all over the world was issued by the Al Azhar university which called for women to “breastfeed male acquaintances thereby making them relatives and justifying their mixed company”. The fatwa was, however, later retracted.

At the same time, some of these fatwas also sanctioned the use of women as human shields during violent demonstrations and protests.

The Gatestone Institute, in an earlier report, had said that some of the fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and Salafis during Morsi’s tenure advocated the destruction of the pyramids and sphinx, the scrapping of the Camp David Accord, killing anyone who protested against ousted Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi, forbidding Muslims from greeting Christians, forbidding Muslim cab drivers from transporting Christian priests, forbidding TV shows that mock or make light of Islamists; and forbidding women from marrying any men involved with the former Mubarak government.

70 thoughts on “Fatwa: Muslim women who swim in the sea commit adultery, should be punished

  1. Haaa…haaa, what a satirical Fatwa! This is what this “great Scholars” do to Islam!

    Anyway, the Quran has NO Fatwas as such….and what the Quran does NOT order CANNOT be reinforced. Where is the ACTUAL Fatwa?

    This dummy Fatwa in the article above may keep the women OFF the beaches in Egypt, but, their own boys activate extreme sexual harassment on the beaches ~females becoming their targets.

    The Fatwa may have been issued to avoid women being harassed…maybe!!

    Certainly, the SEA becoming a “MALE” is just SARCASTIC!

    • So… first i have to ask: Would you say that Mohammad would be an acceptable interpreter of the words of Allah?

      • Mohammad(saw) was given the Quran. And his duty was to deliver it to the Mankind which he DID….that is what the Muslims believe. He is told in the Quran that his ONLY duty is to deliver the Quran as the verses given to him came along. But Allah says in the Quran that the explanation is to ONLY Allah.

        Q 3:7 (P): “He it is Who hath revealed unto thee (Muhammad) the Scripture wherein are clear revelations – they are the substance of the Book – and others (which are) allegorical. But those in whose hearts is doubt pursue, forsooth, that which is allegorical seeking (to cause) dissension by seeking to explain it. None knoweth its explanation save Allah. And those who are of sound instruction say: We believe therein; the whole is from our Lord; but only men of understanding really heed.”

        It means to READ the Quran and Allah explains everything in the Quran save for the Allegorical part…the explanation is to ONLY Allah, for such as embryonic stages, etc.

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  3. Reblogged this on prabhakaradas and commented:
    If ocean is male the muslim men who swim in the ocean become gay. Is that permitted? Or is there any fatwa on that? Probably not. Because the fatwas are only meant for women. All marine products should be considered as the semen of the ocean. Can they be consumed by a muslim – man or woman? In many gulf countries purified ocean water is used for drinking. Now can a muslim use purified semen of ocean for drinking? If banana is forbidden to muslim women what about muslim men? Banana invariably resembles penis and that could remind oral sex. Is that permitted? What about breast feeding of male infants by muslim women? Now is it applicable to Shias, Sunnis and Jama-at-e-islami? Do all of them accept these fatwas or only one group? Which is the quran that based for all these fatwas?

  4. If ocean is male the muslim men who swim in the ocean become gay. Is that permitted? Or is there any fatwa on that? Probably not. Because the fatwas are only meant for women. All marine products should be considered as the semen of the ocean. Can they be consumed by a muslim – man or woman? In many gulf countries purified ocean water is used for drinking. Now can a muslim use purified semen of ocean for drinking? If banana is forbidden to muslim women what about muslim men? Banana invariably resembles penis and that could remind oral sex. Is that permitted? What about breast feeding of male infants by muslim women? Now is it applicable to Shias, Sunnis and Jama-at-e-islami? Do all of them accept these fatwas or only one group? Which is the quran that based for all these fatwas?

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  6. It would seem to me then that when men are swimming their genitals are also touching this ‘masculine’ sea and therefor committing an act of homosexuality which I believe to be against the law under the Muslim faith

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