Can Qur’an be Word of God?


[Source, Author Aryavir] The Scholars of Islam claim Quran to be a word of GOD (Allah) and they bring forward some verses from Quran to support their claims. In this Short article, we will analyze one such claim and will prove that Quran is not a word of God in just three simple steps. The English translation of Quranic verses has been taken from reliable and authentic Islamic sources like www.quran.com and anybody who feels that the English translation of Quran is not correct  should actually question these Islamic sources from where the translation has been taken.qq

STEP NO 1:

It is written in Quran Chapter 4 – Surat An-Nisā’ (The Women) verse 82 which says –

Then do they not reflect upon the Qur’an? If it had been from [any] other than Allah , they would have found within it much contradiction.

So here in this verse there is a very strong claim given by the Author of Quran that if it had been from anybody other than God (Allah) then we would have found  many contradictory statements in Quran and no Muslim can refuse this statement in fact they very proudly mention this verse of Quran and challenge Non Muslims to prove one single contradiction in Quran. So if we find a single contradiction in Quran then it cannot be called as a word of God.

STEP NO 2:

Now let us have at look on some other verse of Quran-

Chapter 6(Surah Al-anam) verse 114 says-

[Say], “Then is it other than Allah I should seek as judge while it is He who has revealed to you the Book explained in detail?” And those to whom We [previously] gave the Scripture know that it is sent down from your Lord in truth, so never be among the doubters.

Chapter 68 (Surah Al Qalam) verse 37 –

Or do you have a scripture (other than Quran) in which you learn

Chapter 77 ( Surah Al-Mursalat ) verse 50 –

Then in what statement after the Qur’an will they believe?

So as per these verse Quran is a book which has explained things in detail so neither you should doubt the authenticity of Quran and nor you should follow any other book other than Quran because according to these verses Quran is a complete book and the best discourse and no Muslim can disagree with this statement.

STEP NO 3 –

Now in the first two steps we have studied that Quran claims itself to be a book from God and states that there are no contradictions and it is book which is itself complete and has been explained in detail now we will analyze a four well known practices of Islam and we will see whether they are explained in detail or not and whether they contradict the verse 114 of chapter 6.  Here are the four well known practices in the light of Quran-

a). FIVE TIME NAMAZ (PRAYER ) –

Salat (prayer) is one of the most important pillars of Islam and it is compulsory for a muslim to pray five times ( Namely Namaz fajr, Namaz zuhr, Namaz Asr, Namaz Maghrib, Namaz Isha ) in a day but surprisingly in Quran the holy book of Muslims which is book which has explained things in detail (As per Q 6:114 )  does not even mentions the number of times need to pray in a day there is not even a single verse in Quran which says that a muslim is suppose to pray 5 times a day and even more surprisingly even the names of five prayers are not mentioned in Quran, By name only Three Namaz are mentioned in Quran

1-      Salat Al-Fajr (Dawn Prayer)24:58

2-       Salat Al-Isha (Night Prayer)24:58

3-       Al-Salat Al-Wusta (The Middle Prayer) 2:238.

Chapter 2 verse238  mentions the middle prayer and also says to perform the obligatory prayers but does not mentions how many times in a day you need to perform the obligatory prayers.

So The five times of Namaz is not mentioned in Quran a book which is claimed to be explained in detail and claims no contradictions in it and does not even clearly mentions the minimum number of times one needs to perform Prayer in a day which is indeed one amongst the basic pillars of Islam. It seems like the Author of Quran got so busy in expressing his hate and intolerance for Non Muslims that he forgot to mention the minimum number of times a muslim needs to pray in a day and then the Fake story of flying donkey (Al-Burq) was created to justify the concept of Five time Namaz in a day.

b). Celebrating Eid on the end of Ramadan 

Unknown to many Muslims, the term ‘Eid’ has never been used by the Quran to mark the end of Ramadan or to celebrate the conclusion of the fasting period. For example, the requirements to fast in the month of Ramadan, to pay ‘zakat’ and to establish ‘salah’ are not learnt by ‘prophetic sunna’ or tradition. These are clear directives instituted by the Quran as are many other prescriptive laws and edicts. There is absolutely no ‘religious’ prescription to celebrate ‘Eid’ in the Quran

The term ‘Eid’ has only been used once in the entire Quran and possibly in the context of the Eucharist which is the Christian ceremony which commemorates the Biblical Last Supper of Prophet Jesus. According to the New Testament, the festival is celebrated by Prophet Jesus’s followers as per his instructions to remember him.

According to the Quran, Prophet Jesus in response to an initial request made by his disciples (5:112), prayed to Almighty God that He send from heaven a table spread (with food) as a festival (Eid). This festival would constitute a sign from God from the ‘first to the last of them’

In Chapter 5 verse 114 “Said Jesus the son of Mary: “O God our Lord! Send us from heaven a table spread, that there may be for us  a festival (Arabic: Eid(an)) for the first and the last of us and a sign from You; and provide for our sustenance, for You are the best Sustainer (of our needs).””

But  no where in Quran (a book which is claimed to be explained in detail and claims no contradictions in it) ‘Eid’ has been used to mark the end of Ramadan or to celebrate the conclusion of the fasting period.

c). PROCEDURE FOR BURIAL OF DEAD BODIES 

Now Burial of dead bodies is a very important concept in Islam Muslims believe that a person whose body has not been buried cannot enter heaven and Burial of the Dead in Islam as it is practiced today, deploys a rigid ritualized process which is performed in the name of ‘religion’. Depending on which school of thought one follows, the rituals can vary.

What is interesting to note is the fact that preparing the body in a specified manner for burial is not mentioned anywhere in the Quran . For example, the Quran states when  ‘ghusl’ (bathing) or ‘wudu’ (ablution) is required in chapter 5: verse 6 but this verse mentions no ghusl and wudu for the Dead.

There is complete silence on the matter regarding burial preparation and it is a matter left to society to prepare and bury the body in what is deems appropriate. There is no codified Quranic position with regards this. There is no right or wrong way to bury the dead, other than with respect and a matter to be performed with dignity.

d).  Circumcision 

Many Muslims never question whether this ritual has any basis in scripture (i.e. the Quran).  Instead, they blindly follow the traditions of their forefathers without rational thought, evidence or analysis subjecting their new born children to a part mutilation of their genitalia. The Quran on the other hand makes no mention of circumcision.

Instead, there are verses that indicate that God has already created the human shape in a perfected form (requiring no changes such as the removal of a male’s foreskin )

Chapter 95. verse 4

Transliteration

Laqad khalaqna al-insana fee ahsanitaqweem

“We have indeed created mankind in the best of stature (moulds ) (Arabic: taqweem)

The above verses beg the following question. Why then is the male incomplete and requires his foreskin to be removed if our Lord has revealed no decree for it nor hinted at it from His words which He has revealed to us?

In fact, the only source that  can be cited by Muslim is the ‘Sunna’, a practice carried forward from Abraham. But the question still remains. Where is the proof that this indeed was a practice instituted for humanity (men) when clearly God instructed Prophet Muhammad  to follow the commandments and warn by way of the Quran only (6:19; 50:45)?

At no place in the Quran does it mention that Abraham practiced circumcisionand if they bring proofs from any other book than it proves that Quran cannot be called a book which is explained in detail.

In connection with the above, the desperation to prove this practice as a religious requirement of Islam is all too evident in Muslim thought when the Bible (which is claimed by Muslims to be a corrupted book) is used to invoke proof. It is clear that many Christians themselves do not see circumcision as a fundamental requirement of their faith and worship towards God and they posit their arguments from scripture. Jewish followers do much the same to support their particular stance for the commandment of circumcision.

The Quran on the other hand makes no mention of circumcision.

CONCLUSION –

Quran which as per chapter 4 verse 82 claims to be a book from Allah because by claiming itself to be free from contradictions and in another verse Quran says that it is book explained in detail (as per verse 114 of chapter 6) and Muslims require no other book then Quran (as per verse 37 of chapter 68 and verse 50 of chapter 77) as Quran in itself is a complete book for Muslims.

Now in step three we have analyzed that the basic and most well known practices of Islam like

1 Five times Namaz daily

2Celebrating Eid on the end of Ramadan

3 Procedure for Burial of dead bodies

4 Circumcision of male gentiles

Is not even mentioned in Quran then how can we claim this book to be a book explained in detail ? Is this not a contradiction to verse 114 of chapter 6 ? Is this not a contradiction?

Muslims themselves knew that Quran is an incomplete book and to justify there practices they compiled the books of Hadees, We today see that Hadees themselves are books full of contradictions Sunni Muslim reject Shia Hadees and Shia Muslim reject Sunni Hadees and the Aihl-e-Quran (Quran Aloners) reject all the Hadees. In any of the above case whether we include Hadees or not Quran itself remains an incomplete book and no justification and mention for many of the current day practices of Islam are found in Quran.

So the above three step analysis clearly proves that Quran is not a word of God infact it is a man made book filled with errors and contradictions.

[Note – To keep the length of this article short, I have briefly discussed only four well known practices of Islam which are not mentioned in Quran there are some other things also which are not mentioned in Quran and some more contradictions in Quran which will be discussed in the next part of this series CAN QURAN BE A WORD OF GOD?]

The Purpose of writing this article is not o hurt anybodies religious beliefs but to accept what is truth and reject what is False.

In case of any query, suggestion or feedback feel free to write me at my email id –defenderoftruth1@gmail.com

154 thoughts on “Can Qur’an be Word of God?

  1. • The ‘Big Bang Theory’ – Historic Preamble
    ‘…the heavens and the earth were a joined entity and We separated them…’Qur’an[21:30].

    I hope u know that initially universe all planets were joined..after big bang all planets separated.. this is given in quran 1400 years ago..but scientist have discovered it recently..
    The Big Bang is the scientific theory that is most consistent with observations of the past and present states of the universe. The core ideas of the Big Bang—the expansion, the early hot state, the formation of light elements, and the formation of galaxies. As the distance between galaxies increases today, in the past galaxies were closer together. Now read above quran verse.

    Early Universe in a state of ‘Smoke’.
    The science of modern cosmology, observational and theoretical, clearly indicates that, at one point in time, the whole universe was nothing but a cloud of ‘smoke’ [i.e. an opaque highly dense and hot gaseous composition].(source: Weinberg, The First Three Minutes, a Modern View of the Origin of the Universe, pp. 94-105.)
    This is one of the undisputed principles of standard modern cosmology.Scientists now can observe new stars forming out of the remnants of that ‘smoke’.

    “Then He directed Himself to the heaven while it was smoke…” Qur’an 41:11
    Because the earth and the heavens above (the sun, the moon, stars, planets, galaxies, etc.) have been formed from this same ‘smoke,’ we conclude that the earth and the heavens were one connected entity.

    The Orbital Movement of the Sun and the Moon
    “And it is He who created the night and the day and the sun and the moon;
    all [heavenly bodies] in an [falak] orbit are [yasbahoon] swimming.”
    Qur’an 21:33
    “It is not allowable [i.e., possible] for the sun to reach the moon, nor does the night overtake the day, but each, in an [falak] orbit, is [yasbahoon] swimming.”
    Qur’an 36:40
    It is inconceivable that an Arab, living centuries ago in the most primitive part of the world, could have rightly used such a specific term to describe the movements of planets without divine guidance. It should be noted that the discovery of the orbital movement of all celestial bodies was due to the invention of telescopes.
    How a human can say about orbits that time??? That time there was no telescope…
    (Quran is by Allah not by any human)

    The Qur’an on the Origin of Life in Water
    “…and We made from water every living thing? Then will they not believe?”
    Qur’an 21:30
    It has been proved that the percentage of water in a human body is 71% in an adult and 93% in an embryo that is a few months old.
    Scientists, having studied millions of life forms that live in innumerable ecosystems globally, conclude that for any ‘living’ organism to exist, water must be present. Even astronomers, investigating the existence of life forms on other planets, seek the presence of water when considering the possibility of life on that planet.

    Plants have male and female
    “And has sent down water from the sky, with it have we produced diverse pair of plants each separate from the others” [Quran 20:53]
    Previously, humans did not know that plants too have male and female gender distinctions. Botany states that every plant has a male and female gender. Even the plants are unisexual have distinct elements of both male and female.

    The Quran was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad(peace be upon him) in the
    7th century(i.e one thousand four hundred years ago) .
    “And it was not [possible] for this Qur’an to be produced by other than God….there
    is no doubt [it is] from the Lord of the worlds.”[Qur’an 10:37]

  2. Definition of GOD in ISLAM:
    Say: “He is Allah, (the) One.
    “Allah-us-Samad (The Self-Sufficient Master, Whom all creatures need, He neither eats nor drinks).
    “He begets not, nor was He begotten;
    “And there is none co-equal or comparable unto Him.”
    =>THE QURAN: There are clear signs that the book of Islam, the Quran, is the word of ALLAH and we have many reasons to support this claim.
    This lays out and explains the scientific facts that are found in the Quran, centuries before they were ‘discovered’ in contemporary science. It is important to note that the Quran is not a book of science but a book of ‘signs’. These signs are there for people to recognize Allah’s existence and affirm His revelation.
    The Quran was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad(peace be upon him) in the
    7th century(i.e one thousand four hundred years ago) .
    “And it was not [possible] for this Qur’an to be produced by other than God….there
    is no doubt [it is] from the Lord of the worlds.”[Qur’an 10:37]
    Starting with the Scientific miracles of QURAN.
    The most significant scientific miracles foretold in the Qur’an over 1400 years ago including:
    • The ‘Big Bang Theory’ – Historic Preamble
    • The Expanding Universe
    • Early Universe in a state of ‘Smoke’
    • The Orbital Movement of the Sun and the Moon
    • The Spherical Shape of the Earth
    • The Lowest Point on Earth
    • The Qur’an on Mountains
    • The Qur’an on the Origin of Life in Water
    • The Qur’an on Seas and Rivers
    • Light and Levels of Darkness in the Oceans
    • The Qur’an on Duality in Creation
    • Chlorophyll – The Green Pigment
    • The Uniqueness of Fingertips
    • The Skin – Sensation of Pain
    • Frontal Lobe of the Brain
    • Behavioural Patterns of Species are like Humans
    • The Qur’an on Human Embryonic Development

  3. The quran is NOT the Word of God. The quran is written by satan the devil. Allah is the moon god, which is satan. Allah is NOT the God from Heaven.

    • SATAN DID NOT WRITE THE QURAN!

      ONLY FOOLS & CAMELS

      THERE IS NO SATAN!

      THAT IS A ZOROASTRIAN MYTH OF DUALISM, WHICH WAS BROUGHT BACK FROM BABYLON BY EZRA THE SCRIBE-PRIEST & THE DIASPORA JEWS.
      JEREMIAH 17:9-10; JAMES 1:12-20
      THE “HEART” & MIND OF MAN IS THE ESSENCE OF EVIL & JAMES TELLS US HOW IT STARTS & COMES TO FRUITION.
      OK?

      MANKIND IS IN REBELLION WITH HIS CREATORS!

      “IN THE BEGINNING ELOHIM – THE GODS – CREATED THE UNIVERSE”!

      GENESIS 1:1

      THE REST IS ALL HARRY POTTER MYTH!

      MOSES NEVER EXISTED!

      MOSES? NOT IN THE NEW ENCYCLOPAEDIA JUDAICA

      New edition of Jewish world’s most profound encyclopedia is rather skeptical of Moses’ existence
      Associated Press

      42 PRINCIPLES OF MAAT 2000 YEARS BEFORE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
      The Ten Commandments, eight of them at least, were taken (PLAGIARIZED) from the Egyptian Principles of Ma’at written at least 2000 years earlier.

      Written at least 2,000 years before the Ten Commandments, the 42 Principles of Ma’at are one of the world’s oldest sources of moral and spiritual instruction. Ma’at, the Ancient Egyptian divine Principle of Truth, Justice, and Righteousness, is the foundation of natural and social order and unity.

      1. I have not committed murder, neither have I bid any man to slay on my behalf;
      2. I have not committed rape, neither have I forced any woman to commit fornication;
      3. I have not avenged myself, nor have I burned with rage;
      4. I have not caused terror, nor have I worked affliction;
      5. I have caused none to feel pain, nor have I worked grief;
      6. I have done neither harm nor ill, nor I have caused misery;
      7. I have done no hurt to man, nor have I wrought harm to beasts;
      8. I have made none to weep;
      9. I have had no knowledge of evil, neither have I acted wickedly, nor have I wronged the people;
      10. I have not stolen, neither have I taken that which does not belong to me, nor that which belongs to another, nor have I taken from the orchards, nor snatched the milk from the mouth of the babe;
      11. I have not defrauded, neither I have added to the weight of the balance, nor have I made light the weight in the scales;
      12. I have not laid waste the plowed land, nor trampled down the fields;
      13. I have not driven the cattle from their pastures, nor have I deprived any of that which was rightfully theirs;
      14. I have accused no man falsely, nor have I supported any false accusation;
      15. I have spoken no lies, neither have I spoken falsely to the hurt of another;
      16. I have never uttered fiery words, nor have I stirred up strife;
      17. I have not acted guilefully, neither have I dealt deceitfully, nor spoken to deceive to the hurt another;
      18. I have not spoken scornfully, nor have I set my lips in motion against any man;
      19. I have not been an eavesdropper;
      20. I have not stopped my ears against the words of Right and Truth;
      21. I have not judged hastily, nor have I judged harshly;
      22. I have committed no crime in the place of Right and Truth;
      23. I have caused no wrong to be done to the servant by his master;
      24. I have not been angry without cause;
      25. I have not turned back water at its springtide, nor stemmed the flow of running water;
      26. I have not broken the channel of a running water;
      27. I have never fouled the water, nor have I polluted the land;

      SINS

      28. I have not cursed nor despised God, nor have I done that which God does abominate;
      29. I have not vexed or angered God;
      30. I have not robbed God, nor have I filched that which has been offered in the temples;
      31. I have not added unto nor have I minished the offerings which are due;
      32. I have not purloined the cakes of the gods;
      33. I have not carried away the offerings made unto the blessed dead;
      34. I have not disregarded the season for the offerings which are appointed;
      35. I have not turned away the cattle set apart for sacrifice;
      36. I have not thwarted the processions of the god;
      37. I have not slaughtered with evil intent the cattle of the god;
      Personal Transgressions
      38. I have not acted guilefully nor have I acted in insolence;
      39. I have not been overly proud, nor have I behaved myself with arrogance;
      40. I have never magnified my condition beyond what was fitting;
      41. Each day have I labored more than was required of me;
      42. My name has not come forth to the boat of the Prince;
      It should be obvious that the Forty-two Affirmations of Right and Truth are far more inclusive than the so-called Ten Commandments. Even when the rest of the Jewish laws are considered, they pale in the light of the Pagan Egyptian Law.

      NOW LET US SEE JIMMY BADAWI MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF:

      MUHAMMAD:
      A PROPHET LIKE UNTO MOSES
      Dr. Jamal Badawi

      In the Book of Deuteronomy, Moses relays what God told him, “I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee (Moses), and will put My words in his mouth; and will speak unto them all that I shall command him.” First, note the phrase ‘from among their brethren’.

      Ishmael and Isaac were both brothers and they were the children of Prophet Abraham. When Prophet Moses, may peace and blessings be upon him, was quoting God as promising to send a prophet like Moses the verse says ‘from among their brethren’. Who are the brethren of the Israelites? They are, simply, the Ishmaelites. This is a clear and straightforward indication that the prophet who is going to be ‘like unto Moses’ from the brethren of the Israelites is Prophet Muhammad, may peace and blessing be upon him.

      In fact, the Hebrew dictionary of the Bible defines brethren, as used in the biblical sense, in the following terms: it says it is the personification of a group of tribes who were regarded as near kinsmen to the Israelites. There is no nearer kinsmen tribe to the Israelites other than the Ishmaelites because they are their brethren- descendents of the brother of Isaac. It is consistent.

      “Like Unto Thee”

      I think perhaps one crucial phrase that is used in the verse is when it says “from among their brethren, like unto thee.” (Duet 18:18) God is saying that He will raise up a prophet that is similar to Moses. This is significant because the only great prophets, who came after Moses, were Jesus and Muhammad. However, it does not apply to Jesus because he is not really from the brethren of the Israelites. He is himself an Israelite.

      There are similarities between Moses and Jesus in the sense that they were both Jews and they were both prophets. They both had profound miracles; during their time the rulers had ordered the killing of all male children and so on. But again that contradicts the term ‘brethren’ that has already been explained. Even then, we find that when taken for the sake of argument that Jesus is a possible candidate for this prophecy, you’ll find that there are a great deal more similarities between Prophets Moses and Muhammad than the similarities between prophets Moses and Jesus, may peace and blessings be upon them all.

      First of all, Moses was regarded as a Prophet and Muhammad was also regarded as a Prophet while Jesus (at least by Christians) was regarded as the Son of God. This point, alone, precludes Jesus. Because the prophecy is about a prophet like unto Moses. When Jesus is regarded as God incarnate, or the Son of God then that precludes him; at least this specific prophecy doesn’t apply to him. Like I mentioned last time, there are other prophecies that apply to Jesus but not this one.

      Secondly, in terms of parents, Moses had a normal mother and father and so did Muhammad. Jesus, however, was born only from a mother. In terms of birth, the birth of Moses was normal so was Muhammad’s where as Jesus’ birth was a virgin birth according to both the Muslim and Christian faiths.

      Regarding family life: Moses married and had children so did Muhammad but it’s quite unlikely with Jesus. As far as we know, there are no records of him marrying or having any children.

      In terms of death, Moses and Muhammad both had natural deaths from natural causes; the death of Jesus (according to the Christian faith) was a violent death- nailed to the cross.
      In terms of the emphasis on his mission, we find that Moses’ mission was both spiritual and legal; he brought about a law. So did Muhammad. Jesus’ mission, on the other hand, was spiritual. Actually, he said ‘Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill’ (Mathew 5:17).

      Regarding acceptance of leadership: Moses’ leadership was, for the most part, accepted by his people. They may have given him a hard time but his leadership was accepted during his lifetime. The same is true for Muhammad. Whereas Jesus himself complained that his leadership was not accepted, but was resisted, by the very people he was sent to- the Israelites. He mentions this often.

      In terms of career, we find that Moses had a career both as a prophet and as a governor/ ruler to implement the divine law. Such is the same for Muhammad. In the case of Jesus, his career did not include that authority.

      In terms of battles and encounters with enemies: We find that Moses did encounter his enemies, the Egyptians and they were drowned- he had victory over them. Muhammad did encounter the pagans that tried to destroy him and his followers and he had victory over them in the battlefield. No such event occurs, in terms of physical combat, in the case of Prophet Jesus may peace and blessings be upon him.
      In terms of the mission: We find that the mission of Prophet Moses was completed in a sense that he not only succeeded in his preaching, but also established a new order following those commandments. The same thing is applicable to Muhammad. Before his death, there was already an Islamic community that was victorious over its enemies. In the case of Jesus, we find the opposite is true. The persecution of Christians persisted for many years to come and not until the year 325, when Constantine was said to have embraced Christianity, did the pressures on Christians begin to lighten.

      These points are not the only ones. Another striking similarity is that Moses left Egypt, his birthplace at a time when there was a conspiracy to kill him and he went to Median, to Prophet Jethro. Muhammad, also, left his birthplace, Mecca, on the same night he was to be assassinated and fled to Medina.

      “Put My Words in His Mouth”

      The way the revelation came to Prophet Muhammad was that Angel Gabriel would come to him and dictate to him and then Muhammad would simply recites what was said to him. In other words, Muhammad was not the author of the Qur’an, as many people make this mistake. He is not the author of it, he did not create it, and he was not even using his own intellect and knowledge when he recited the Qur’an.

      He was simply repeating what Gabriel was saying. This is not a hidden secret. It continued for 23 years in the presence of hundreds of followers and that the Qur’an was committed directly to memory in his presence as well as in writing. What could be a more beautiful explanation of the phrase ‘put My words in his mouth’? That God was putting the words in the mouth of Prophet Muhammad; that he was repeating what was exactly dictated to him.

      To make sure that things are put in the proper context let me cite the verse following that one. It says, “And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall not hearken unto My words which he shall speak in My name, I will require it of him. But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in My name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.” (Deut. 18: 19-20) This in the biblical language also means that he shall be put to death.

      This is an interesting point because one of the signs of that foretold prophet is that he will speak in the name of God. That term has been repeated twice in verses 19 and 20. Now, this is an extremely interesting point to comment on for those who are not familiar with the Qur’an. The Qur’an contains 114 chapters called surahs. 113 of these surahs start with “Bismi Allah Al Rahman Al Raheem” which translates to “In the name of God the Beneficent, the merciful.” Virtually every chapter in the Qur’an starts with in the name of God. That’s quite interesting because the prophecy says that he will speak in the name of God, not the authorship of Muhammad that he’s presenting this in the name of God but because God revealed that to him.

      This is interesting because usually the Christian term we normally hear is ‘In the name of the Father,’ or ‘In the name of the Lord,’ or ‘In the name of God,’ but that’s not the name of God. That’s a description. Only the term Allah is the personal name of God. This is corroborating evidence, again, that beautifully and perfectly fits with the terms used in the Book of Deuteronomy.

      Adapted, with permission, from transcribed audio lectures on http://www.jamalbadawi.org

      CONTACT IslamAwareness@gmail.com FOR MORE HARRY POTTER MYTHS

      NOW LET US SEE ALLAH/MUHAMMAD MAK A FOOL OF HIMSELF:

      MOSES & MUHAMMAD

      The Quran shows repeatedly, that Muhammad’s Allah is intimately interested and involved in the private and public affairs of Muhammad and his followers; so much so, that the reader gets the impression, that Allah was there at the beck and call of Muhammad.

      Moreover, in the Suras that were ‘revealed’ in the Madina Period, as well as in almost all of the Hadiths, Muhammad and Allah’s name became totally inseperable and twinned by the repeated use of the MANTRA

      ” Allah and his messenger”

      Almost every ‘revelation’, item of knowledge and action taken by Allah, had to be with the consent and approval of Muhammad.

      Muhammad & Allah became almost indistinguishable. The latter is reflected in numerous verses in the Quran wherein the reader can find it extremely difficult to tell as who was ‘talking’, Allah or Muhammad.

      Not once in the Torah, is Moses elevated to more than a simple human being who had been chosen by the Almighty to transmit a message to the Israelites. Not ONCE is Moses called a PROPHET in the TORAH because he was ONLY a MESSENGER.

      Not once in the Bible, are the prophets portrayed in any manner vis a vis the Almighty except as human vehicles forwarding His message.

      Not once, can the reader of the Bible find the Almighty, plotting, scheming and counter plotting against His own creatures, unlike the Allah of Muhammad, as shown in numerous verses of the Quran.

      Only in the Quran are Allah and Muhammad coupled repeatedly as if they were equals.

      Only in the Quran is Allah, the god of Muhammad, interested in the minutae of the private life of Muhammad, his household and his followers.

      No where in the Bible are such verses mentioned regarding the God of Israel and His messengers.

      These important differences, inconsistencies and contradictions can easily be explained when one understands that Allah was the supreme god of the pagan Ka’ba, the BLACK STONE, and is NOT the Biblical God of Israel Who has NO NAME and definitely NOT Allah.
      Contrary to all the Muhammadan claims to his superiority over Moses, the FACTS even according to the Quran, prove otherwise. Muhammad was NEVER addressed directly by Allah but always through the alleged medium of the Hebrew angel, Gabriel.

      On the other hand, the Quran asserts that Allah ‘spoke directly/kalimu’lAllah’ to Moses; a first hand transmission and NOT second hand, through the Gabriel, as in the case of Muhammad.

      Most important of all, what was allegedly ‘revealed’ to Muhammad is a fraction of what was given to Moses and this fraction is NOT based on the Torah record but on what Muhammad PLAGIARISED, PLUNDERED, PIRATED and or PERVERTED, from the Bible and from EXTRA CANONICAL Jewish legends.

      In fact, there is not a single verse in the Quran that represents a new, practical, spiritual and intellectual idea, thought, concept or precept, which in any way shape or form, is equal to, or superior to anything, that the Quran itself has Plagiarized, Plundred, Pirated and or Perverted from the Hebrew Bible, the New Testament, Zoroastrian and pagan Arabian religions, their scriptures, their traditions and their fetishes; not a single such verse exists.

      4: 164 Of some Apostles We have already told thee the story; of others We have not; and to Moses Allah spoke direct [wa kallama Allahu Mousa takleema].

      7: 104 Moses said: “O Pharaoh! I am an apostle from the Lord of the worlds.

      *** Moses also, was only a messenger ***

      Sahih Muslim HadithHadith 5858 Narrated byAnas ibn Malik
      Allah’s Messenger (peace be upon him) said: I happened to pass by Moses on the occasion of the Night Journey near the red mound (and found him) saying his prayer in his grave.

      *** At the beginning, Muhammad saw Moses praying in his grave (standing, laying down or prostrating?). Then he and Moses – as well as all the other prophets – prayed together at the NONE EXISTENT Temple of Solomon at Jerusalem and shortly thereafter he passed Moses at the 6th heaven before going to the ‘presesnce’ of Allah.

      It is important to remember that, according to the Bible, Moses had NO GRAVE.

      While it can be well understood that Muhammad accompanied by Gabriel was being transported by Buraq, the question to be asked is how was Moses transported from his grave, to Jerusalem and then to the 6th heaven in such an incredibly short period of time?

      How were the other prophets transported to arrive at their stations BEFORE him?

      Since it is asserted by the followers of Muhammad that his was a PHYSICAL transport, that is, that Muhammad was transported BODILY, then it is obvious that all the other prophets were also transported physically to be able to pray with Muhammad at the NONE EXISTENT Temple of Solomon.

      These ‘facts’ contradict the Quranic assertion that ONLY on the LAST DAY, JUDGEMENT DAY, would the dead be RESURRECTED

      If the Quran is the uncorruptible word of Allah, how then are there so many contradictions, lies and inconsistencies within it? ***

      Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 3.888 Narrated byUbai bin Kab
      Allah’s Apostle said, “Moses the Apostle of Allah,” and then he narrated the whole story about him. Al-Khadir said to Moses, “Did not I tell you that you can have no patience with me.” (18.72). Moses then violated the agreement for the first time because of forgetfulness, then Moses promised that if he asked Al-Khadir about anything, the latter would have the right to desert him. Moses abided by that condition and on the third occasion he intentionally asked Al-Khadir and caused that condition to be applied. The three occasions referred to above are referred to by the following verses:
      “Call me not to account for forgetting And be not hard upon me.” (18.73)
      “Then they met a boy and Khadir killed him.” (18.74)
      “Then they proceeded and found a wall which was on the verge of falling and Khadir set it up straight.” (18.77)

      *** Verses 18:60-82 are not found in the Biblical narrative but in Rabbinical writings (Hibbur Yaffe 8-1) about a legendary encounter between the prophet Elijah and Rabbi Joshua ben Levi.

      The story being attributed to Moses is verifiably FALSE.

      Why the Quran attributed it to Moses is NOT beyond comprehension when the readers realise – based upon the hundreds of other erroneous and blatant lies in the Quran – that it was Muhammad’s total lack of understanding or of correctly memorising the stories that he was regaled with by Jews and or Christians.

      What is most disturbing – though much more understandable – is the deliberate collusion of the knowledgeable interpreter in the deception and falsification of Jewish history and writings to fit the Quranic version ***

      Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 4.619 Narrated byAbu Huraira
      The Angel of Death was sent to Moses when he came to Moses, Moses slapped him on the eye. The angel returned to his Lord and said, “You have sent me to a slave who does not want to die.” Allah said, “Return to him and tell him to put his hand on the back of an ox and for every hair that will come under it, he will be granted one year of life.” Moses said, “O Lord! What will happen after that?” Allah replied, “Then death.” Moses said, “Let it come now.”
      Moses then requested Allah to let him die close to the Sacred Land so much so that he would be at a distance of a stone’s throw from it.” Abu Huraira added, “Allah’s Apostle said,
      ‘If I were there, I would show you his grave below the red sand hill on the side of the road.’ ”

      *** Deuteronomy 34: 5 ” So Moses the servant of the Lord died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the Lord.

      6 And He buried him in a valley in the land of Moab, opposite Beth-Peor; but no man knows his grave till this day”.

      *** It seems that Muhammad was the only one in the universe who could identify the unmarked grave of Moses who had died over 2000 years earlier.

      Moreover, Muhammad must have been wrong, since Moses was buried in a VALLEY and NOT on a HILL***

      Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 8.611 Narrated byAbu Huraira
      The Prophet said, “Adam and Moses argued with each other. Moses said to Adam, ‘O Adam! You are our father who disappointed us and turned us out of Paradise.’ Then Adam said to him, ‘O Moses! Allah favored you with His talk (talked to you directly) and He wrote (the Torah) for you with His Own Hand. Do you blame me for action which Allah had written in my fate forty years before my creation?’ So Adam confuted Moses, Adam confuted Moses,” the Prophet added, repeating the statement three times.

      *** This verse asserts the primacy in Muhammad’s understanding of the relationship between Allah and humanity: the centrality of the concept of human PRE-DESTINATION.

      It also shows the total lack of intelligence and logic which Muhammad exhibits throughout most of his Quran as shown in the verse above:

      1. TIME starts with the CREATION. There is NO TIME BEFORE the Creation.

      Hence to speak of “forty years before my creation” is UTTERLY insane.

      2. Unfortunately for Muhammad and the concept of PRE-DESTINATION, is the corollary, that if humanity is pre-destined, then there is no need for religion. Without religion, there is no need for prophethood; without prophethood there is no need for Muhammad or any other prophet, for that matter.

      INVARIABLY the Quran ans Ahadith COMMIT SUICIDE with there own ‘writings, lies, falsehood, deceptin and contorted explanations’ ***

      Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 1.345 Narrated byAbu Dhar
      Allah’s Apostle said, “While I was at Mecca the roof of my house was opened and Gabriel descended, opened my chest, and washed it with Zam-zam water. Then he brought a golden tray full of wisdom and faith and having poured its contents into my chest, he closed it. Then he took my hand and ascended with me to the nearest heaven, when I reached the nearest heaven, Gabriel said to the gatekeeper of the heaven, ‘Open (the gate).’ The gatekeeper asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel answered: ‘Gabriel.’ He asked, ‘Is there anyone with you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Yes, Muhammad is with me.’ He asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel said, ‘Yes.’ So the gate was opened and we went over the nearest heaven and there we saw a man sitting with some people on his right and some on his left. When he looked towards his right, he laughed and when he looked toward his left he wept. Then he said, ‘Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious son.’ I asked Gabriel, ‘Who is he?’ He replied, ‘He is Adam and the people on his right and left are the souls of his offspring. Those on his right are the people of Paradise and those on his left are the people of Hell and when he looks towards his right he laughs and when he looks towards his left he weeps.’

      Then he ascended with me till he reached the second heaven and he (Gabriel) said to its gatekeeper, ‘Open (the gate).’ The gatekeeper said to him the same as the gatekeeper of the first heaven had said and he opened the gate. Anas said: “Abu Dhar added that the Prophet met Adam, Idris, Moses, Jesus and Abraham, he (Abu Dhar) did not mention on which heaven they were but he mentioned that he (the Prophet) met Adam on the nearest heaven and Abraham on the sixth heaven. Anas said, “When Gabriel along with the Prophet passed by Idris, the latter said, ‘Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious brother.’ The Prophet asked, ‘Who is he?’ Gabriel replied, ‘He is Idris.’ The Prophet added, ‘I passed by Moses and he said, “Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious brother.'”I asked Gabriel, “Who is he?”Gabriel replied, “He is Moses.” Then I passed by Jesus and he said, “Welcome! O pious brother and pious Prophet.”I asked, “Who is he?” Gabriel replied, “He is Jesus.”
      Then I passed by Abraham and he said, “Welcome! O pious Prophet and pious son.”I asked Gabriel, “Who is he?”Gabriel replied, “He is Abraham.” The Prophet added, “Then Gabriel ascended with me to a place where I heard the creaking of the pens.” Ibn Hazm and Anas bin Malik said: The Prophet said,

      “Then Allah enjoined fifty prayers on my followers.

      When I returned with this order of Allah, I passed by Moses who asked me, ‘What has Allah enjoined on your followers?’
      I replied,’He has enjoined fifty prayers on them.’
      Moses said, ‘Go back to your Lord (and appeal for reduction) for your followers will not be able to bear it.’
      (So I went back to Allah and requested for reduction) and He reduced it to half. When I passed by Moses again and informed him about it, he said, ‘Go back to your Lord as your followers will not be able to bear it.’ So I returned to Allah and requested for further reduction and half of it was reduced. I again passed by Moses and he said to me: ‘Return to your Lord, for your followers will not be able to bear it. So I returned to Allah and
      He said, ‘These are five prayers and they are all (equal to) fifty (in reward) for My Word does not change.’
      I returned to Moses and he told me to go back once again. I replied, ‘Now I feel shy of asking my Lord again.’ Then Gabriel took me till we reached Sidrat-il-Muntaha (Lote tree of the utmost boundary) which was shrouded in colors, indescribable. Then I was admitted into Paradise where I found small (tents or) walls (made) of pearls and its earth was of musk.”

      *** The above story is repeated in BH 5.227;4.429; 9.608.

      What is remarkable about it, is that Muhammad and his followers think that it shows their superiority over that of Moses and his followers.

      This perception of theirs, shows how ignorant they are of the actual conclusions that can be made of the story, as can be derived from the following:

      1 Muhammad’s boast of fifty prayers a day as a sign of greatness, is totally belied by the fact, that it would have required him and his followers to pray once every 28.8 minutes of the day and night.

      2 At the rate of one prayer every 28.8 minutes means, that neither Muhammad nor his followers could work, sleep, have sex or eat in a reasonable manner.

      3 By any standard of logic, this was an extremely ONEROUS, UNFAIR and UNREASONABLE command from Allah. A command which has no inherent mercy, love or compassion for Muhammad and his followers.

      4 None the less, Muhammad accepted it without any debate or argument. This is not the mark of total obedience, but a total lack of good judgement. This definitely contradicts all the boasts of Muhammad that Allah loves him.

      5 While the Bible shows how Moses negotiated with the Almighty whenever he thought Him unduly unfair, harsh or unreasonable, the Ahadith on the other hand, show that Muhammad had neither the good sense nor the compassion to defend his followers at the OBVIOUSLY totally onerous command of fifty prayers a day that Allah ordained.

      6 One must suppose, that being semi literate and unlearned, he may not have had time to do the simple calculations required to conclude, that Allah was being unreasonable and uncharitable to say the least.

      7 Had it not been for the very fortuitous, very opportune and repeated interventions of Moses, Muhammad and his followers would have thrown in the towel and remained pagan instead.

      8 Without the ‘intercession’ of Moses, the Muhammadan ‘religion’, his version of ‘Islam’ would have collapsed immediately. It would not have existed.

      9 In conclusion, it was Moses who single handily saved Muhammad and his ‘Islam’.

      10 Hence, Muhammad’s boast that he is in any way, shape or form superior to Moses is hollow, absurd and definitely unsubstantiated and more over, made totally null and void as contradicted by this Muhammadan story ***

      MOHAMMEDANS ARE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS

      The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops – a talking Muslim doll. Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the balls to pull the cord!
      Q. How do you separate Muslim Men from Muslim Boys?
      A. With a crowbar.

      Q. What do you call a Muslim with half a brain?
      A. Gifted.

      How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
      None. Their faith doesn’t allow change.

      A Muslim walks into a welfare office with a dirty, filthy parrot on his shoulder. The parrot’s feathers are falling off, its beak is broken, and it looks to have been horribly injured.
      The social worker looks in disgust and asks, “Oh my God, where did you get that ugly thing?”
      The parrot replies, “IRAN.”

      Q: What are the three greatest lies?
      A:
      1. I’m from the government, I’m here to help you.
      2. The cheque is in the mail.
      3. Islam is the religion of peace.

      Two Muslim men are sitting on a park bench when an 8-year-old walks past, and one turns to the other and says,
      “Wow, I bet she was hot in her day.”

      Q: What’s the ugliest thing on a 6 year old Muslim girl?
      A: Her husband.

      Q: What do Muslim men think is the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
      A: There’s 20 of them.

      Q: Why did the prophet Mohammed go to kindergarten when he was 52 years old?
      A: To pick up his wife.

      Q: A car full of Pakistanis and a car full of Somalis are racing down a hill. They both fall off a cliff at the same time, who wins?
      A: Civilization.

      Q: How come most unmarried Muslim men do not use condoms?
      A: Little boys can’t get pregnant.

      Q: Why are Muslims always in a bad mood?
      A: Because suicide belts chafe.

      You might be a Taliban if you’d rather have your daughter raped than have an education.

      Q; What’s the difference between a Muslim and a bag of dogshit?
      A: The bag of dogshit doesn’t smell as bad.

      Q: Why do Muslims smell worse than dogshit?
      A: So blind people can hate them too.

      Q: What should I do about the Muslim hanging out in my back yard?
      A: Cut him down from the tree.

      Abdul goes to a local Burger King and asks for 2 Whoppers, the cashier says,
      “Mohammed was not a bloodthirsty pedophile and Islam is a religion of peace.”

      Q: What did Mohammed say to his father-in-law when Aisha turned 10?
      A: I’ll swap you a ten for two fives.

      Q: What did the judge say when the Fort Hood shooter’s lawyer brought up the insanity plea?
      A: Yes, we all know he’s a Muslim, but what else have you got?

      Supposedly they are making land mines now that look like prayer mats. I hear “prophets” are going through the roof.

      So I read this headline in a UK paper:
      “Pakistani men target young white girls for sex”
      Can you really blame them? Have you SEEN Pakistani women?

      A BAD TASTE IN HIS MOUTH:

      A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?”
      “No way,” said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Muslim into the cage and completely devoured him.”
      “Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor, “but why is it lying there licking its arse?”
      “The poor thing is trying to get the bad taste out of its mouth.”

      A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A Muslim cleric approaches and says, “My child, why are you so upset?”
      The little girl turns to him and says, “My mommy and daddy were in their car – and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there.”
      The imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and takes out his langer and says,
      “It’s just not your day, is it?”

      A Muslim farmer walks into his wife’s bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
      “Just wanted to show you the pig I’ve been screwing behind your back.”
      The wife says, “that’s not a pig you fool, its a sheep.”
      The Muslim farmer says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

      Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
      A. Bisexual.

      Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
      A. They mark the camels that kick.

      Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
      A. Nothing, yet.

      Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
      A. A pimp.

      Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
      A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

      Q. What’s the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
      A. Suppressing the erection.

      Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
      A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

      Q. What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
      A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

      A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
      “What are you so happy about, Abdul?” Asks the Imam.
      “Well, I’ll tell you,” replies Abdul. “I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised – we made love all night. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!”
      “By the most Merciful,” exclaimed the Imam, “you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?”
      Abdul grimaced, “By the Jinn, I do not know – I never found her head.”

      Q. What’s the difference between ET and Muslims?
      A. ET got the point and went home.

      Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
      A. There’s only 2 handles on a garbage can.

      Q. What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
      A. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.

      Q. What do you call a bus with 2 Somalis falling off a cliff?
      A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!

      Q. When’s the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
      A. When aiming.

      Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
      A. Allow Jews to come in.

      A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.
      The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, “There’s plenty more of that where I come from.”
      Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, “There’s plenty more of those where I come from.”
      Again everyone is rather impressed.
      So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.

      Q: What’s the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
      A: The yogurt has a living culture.

      “A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide…. The librarian recommends the Quran.”
      This is patently untrue. Libraries do not lend books to Muslims on how to do suicide bombings, no one brings the books back.

      Q: Give an alternate book title for “Religion for dummies”?
      A: The Quran.

      A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, “I thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind their husbands?”
      “It was,” replied the local, “But that all changed with the war.”
      “How did the war change things?” The journalist enquired.
      The local replied, “Land mines.”

      Abdul: “Mahmood, I don’t like the way you drive.”
      Mahmood: “OK, I’ll hold the detonator and you drive.”

      A Muslim wife has just given birth to a little girl.
      The father asks the doctor how long it will be before he can have sex.
      The doctor says, “For fuck’s sake, Abdul, at least wait until the child can walk.”

      Q: What’s the worst thing about arranged marriages in Islam?
      A: No matter who you get, you still end up with a Muslim.

      Q: How many Muslims can you fit on a Boeing 747?
      A: Who cares – as long as they leave.

      A Muslim father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.
      Child: “Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?”
      Father: “Well son, for a start, yours isn’t erect.”

      A Muslim paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods. It’s very stormy, with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder. The child looks up at the Muslim and says “I’m scared”.
      The Muslim says, “You think you’ve got it bad? I’ve got to walk back on my own!”

      A new poll just came out in Pakistan: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

      I hear there’s a document published with the names of people that are racists and bigots. These people want to spread hatred and terror throughout the world. The name of the document?
      THE QURAN.

      Q: What do you call a Muslim desperate for a drink?
      A: Allah Vabeer

      A popular bar in Bahrain had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient.
      A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “what’s your IQ?” The man replied, “140.” So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.
      Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “what’s your IQ?” The man responded, “120.” So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument.
      A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, “what’s your IQ?” The man replied, “65.” The robot then said, “so, how are things in Saudi Arabia these days?”

      Little Ahmed: “Ema, ema, can I lick the bowl clean?”
      Mother: “No, just flush it like everyone else.”

      Q: What do you do if you see five Muslims up to their waists in concrete?
      A: Pour more concrete.

      Q: What did God say after creating Muslims?
      A: “I can do better.”

      Q: Muslim women think about having children. What do Muslim men think about?
      A: Screwing children.

      It’s easy to understand suicide bombers. It’s the only real choice: to live your entire life as a Muslim or commit suicide; a no-brainer when you come down to it.

      SNIFFER DOGS & MUSLIMS:
      Apparently, sniffer dogs can no longer sniff Muslims at airports any more because they believe they are dirty, unclean animals.
      I agree with the sniffer dogs.

      Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim woman and a basketball team?
      A: The basketball team showers after four periods.

      Q: How do you stop an Egyptian tank?
      A: Shoot the bastards pushing it.

      Q: What’s the difference between an onion and a Muslim’s wife?
      A: The husband cries when he cuts up an onion.

      Q: How does a Muslim get his wife pregnant?
      A: He rapes her.

      GAYS IN IRAN:

      Q: What do you call two gay Muslims in Iran?
      A: Dead.

      Q: How can you tell if a Muslim woman has committed suicide?
      A: There are 50 stab wounds in her back.

      Q: In Islam what is that useless bit of flesh around a vagina called?
      A: A woman.

      Q: What does a Muslim do when the dishwasher stops working?
      A: He smacks her across the face.

      THE GENIUS WHO INVENTED THE BURQA:

      The best thing about being a Muslim is the fact that no one can see the marks on your wife after you’ve beaten the shit outta her.

      Sometimes one can’t hide the marks. The founder of the first US cable television network aimed at dispelling the notion that Islam is savage, primitive, or violent has been arrested and charged with beheading his wife. Sometimes Muslims, just by being Muslims, write their own jokes.

      The capital of Pakistan is Islamabad.
      The clue is in the name folks.

      I just bought a new Muslim extremist calculator. It multiplies for years then fucking explodes!

      Q: What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Quran?
      A: One is great for wiping your arse and the other comes in 1- and 2-ply.

      ISLAM:
      Let me tell you how we learn what Islam means:
      When we hear bombs, we hear Islam.
      When we see women dressed in black sacks, we see Islam.
      When we learn of amputations and stoning, we learn about Islam.
      When we read about sexism and homophobia, we read about Islam.
      When we face animalists, anger and greed for power, we face Islam.
      When we smell death, we smell Islam.
      When we hear Muslims say peace, we know they mean war.
      Islam is just one big F-ALLAH-CY!

  4. Mr.Narendra Modi is highly inspired by the Teachings of Sri Ramakrishna Paramahamsa,Swami Vivekananda etc..He is a ardent lover of Hinduism and India.Hinduism treats all religions as true. As a stream of water, having its sources in different places flows straight or crooked all mingle their water into the Sea.Similarly all religions lead to Thee. The st.Thayumanavar says ” வேறுபடும் சமயமெல்லாம் புகுந்து பார்க்கின் பரம்பொளே நின் விளையாட்டு அல்லால் வேறு வினையில்லை” – If you peep into every religion one could find the design of God.
    So a Hindu could never be a fanatic. Mr.Narendra Modi is a devout Hindu.So he can never be a fanatic.

    Swami Vivekananda says ” Every religion has produced men and women of most exalted character “.

    Does Quran,the Arabian imperialistic document, agree with Swami Vivekananda ?

    Who are religious fanatics ? Followers of Swami Vivekananda or Quran or Bible.

    • Doctoring Pseudo,

      YOU said : “Does Quran, the Arabian imperialistic document, agree with Swami Vivekananda ?”

      It is NOT for the Quran to agree with Vivekananda but to see if your Swami copied his teachings from the Quran because Quran came in the 7th Century whereas this Swami dude came in the late 20th Century and taught hardly for 10 years!!

      Quran 60:8 : “Allah does NOT FORBID you to deal justly and kindly with those who FOUGHT NOT against you on ACCOUNT of RELIGION and DID NOT drive you out of your homes. Verily, Allah loves those who deal with equity.”
      That means that the non Muslims who DO NOT SHOW ENMITY, have TO BE RESPECTED with KINDNESS and JUSTICE by the BELIEVERS.

      The Quran maybe “the Arabian imperialistic document” according to YOU… as the same can be said of Hindu Scriptures that they are” Hindu Mytho Superstitious ~Articles” and that the Bible is a “White Supremacy and How to Colonise~ Testimony”!

      Vivekananda who lived for only 39 years, was influenced by his guru, Ramakrishna. This Vive guy NEVER claimed DIVINITY and being “influenced” by a fellow human does NOT make his teachings any divine!

      You are attracted to Narendra MODI because his NAME is synonymous with Narendra the former name of “Vive” guy…who studied Western logic, Western philosophy which was Christian thought of school even becoming a member of FREEMASONRY CHURCH!

      “His initial beliefs were shaped by Brahmo concepts, that included belief in a FORMLESS God and the deprecation of idolatry (wiki) and that is what the Quran teaches :
      Quran 16:51 : (P) : Allah hath said: Choose not two gods. There is only One Allah. So of Me, Me only, be in awe.

      “Initially he saw Ramakrishna in 1885 and knew that Ramakrishna LIED :”He initially saw Ramakrishna’s ecstasies and visions as “mere figments of imagination” and “hallucinations”. As a member of Brahmo Samaj, he opposed idol worship, polytheism and Ramakrishna’s worship of Kali. He ONLY joined Ramakrishna when he had become bankrupt!” (WIKI) This time he became permanently spiritually bankrupt
      Quran 103:3 :(P) : ‘Save those who believe and do good works, and exhort one another to truth and exhort one another to endurance.”

      And finally this verse concludes EVERYTHING that Narendra bin VIVE guy taught and believed in :

      Quran 4:36 : (SI) : “Worship Allah and associate nothing with Him, and to parents do good, and to relatives, orphans, the needy, the near neighbor, the neighbor farther away, the companion at your side, the traveler, and those whom your right hands possess. Indeed, Allah does not like those who are self-deluding and boastful.”
      …because it says worship ONE God and the SERVICE to HIM is giving SERVICE to the HUMANITY!

      And as a SURPRISE this VIVE dude had studied the Quran and the Bible too!! Has MODI…the OLD Cockerel DONE that???

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